Nice to meet you!
Greetings, fellow interneter-
I wanted to take a moment to introduce myself and express my appreciation for you coming to visit the site. I started this company for several reasons but they're all good reasons. Growing up, I used to enjoy reading my parent's sharper image catalogs and looking through all the cool stuff. I also enjoyed some time with the newest copy of Mad Magazine as often as I could get my hands on it. Those were different times for sure, riding down to the local general store, grabbing handfuls of candy, and some good reading. I distinctly remember ordering an ant farm and a Sea Monkeys starter kit out of one of the issues. I did not do too well with either of those experiments. (hint: turns out ants can't swim). I'd thought of starting up a company for many years but couldn't decide on what the company would be about, didn't have the means to do it, or was just too plain lazy. In a nutshell, I just never got around to it. Fast forward through a few failed attempts to present day, and we have what you see before you (that's my Siberian Husky, Akira).
I decided that rather than settle on one concept, or one theme for the business I would somehow do them all. Enter Human Splendor and it's soon to be revealed counterpart, Digital Splendor. Have a look around, drop me an email, or hit me up on social media, and mostly enjoy yourself. Stay tuned for the next word dump of mine, coming in the days, weeks, months, and years ahead. Here's a treat, my first attempt at a commercial advertisement: